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Yockanookany Ned

Math skills allow correct resolution of Santa equation
12/07/2012 - 10:56am

Hi y’all!

Yockanookany Ned here.

I was always an analytical child. I excelled at math. Baseball, I loved baseball, too. Baseball was played in backyards, or more likely, in the nearest pasture. There was a third love of...

Accidental pearls of wisdom in a bait shop
09/20/2012 - 12:55pm

Hi y’all!

Yockanookany Ned here.

Years ago I had the pleasure of knowing and becoming friends with Tom Collins. (An easy name to remember.) Tom was the owner and proprietor of ‘The Q and M Bait Shop’ located...