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  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Chicago' for 'CDT/-5.0/DST' instead in /var/www/vhosts/northsidesun.com/httpdocs/sites/all/modules/ad/adcache.inc on line 310.
  • user warning: Table './wyattemmerich_drupal/cache_block' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_block SET data = 'a:1:{s:7:\"content\";s:40:\"<!-- No active ads were found in t20 -->\";}', created = 1369543399, expire = -1, headers = '', serialized = 1 WHERE cid = 'ad:20:mix_and_match:http://www.northsidesun.com/content/daffy-neighbors-hijack-pizza-delivery?cookie_check=1&quicktabs_1=2' in /var/www/vhosts/northsidesun.com/httpdocs/includes/cache.inc on line 112.
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  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Chicago' for 'CDT/-5.0/DST' instead in /var/www/vhosts/northsidesun.com/httpdocs/sites/all/modules/ad/adcache.inc on line 310.
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  • user warning: Table './wyattemmerich_drupal/cache_block' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire, serialized FROM cache_block WHERE cid = 'ad:287:mix_and_match:http://www.northsidesun.com/content/daffy-neighbors-hijack-pizza-delivery?cookie_check=1&quicktabs_1=2' in /var/www/vhosts/northsidesun.com/httpdocs/includes/cache.inc on line 27.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Chicago' for 'CDT/-5.0/DST' instead in /var/www/vhosts/northsidesun.com/httpdocs/sites/all/modules/ad/adcache.inc on line 310.
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  • user warning: Table './wyattemmerich_drupal/cache_block' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: SELECT data, created, headers, expire, serialized FROM cache_block WHERE cid = 'ad:288:mix_and_match:http://www.northsidesun.com/content/daffy-neighbors-hijack-pizza-delivery?cookie_check=1&quicktabs_1=2' in /var/www/vhosts/northsidesun.com/httpdocs/includes/cache.inc on line 27.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Chicago' for 'CDT/-5.0/DST' instead in /var/www/vhosts/northsidesun.com/httpdocs/sites/all/modules/ad/adcache.inc on line 310.
  • user warning: Table './wyattemmerich_drupal/cache_block' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_block SET data = 'a:1:{s:7:\"content\";s:41:\"<!-- No active ads were found in t288 -->\";}', created = 1369543399, expire = -1, headers = '', serialized = 1 WHERE cid = 'ad:288:mix_and_match:http://www.northsidesun.com/content/daffy-neighbors-hijack-pizza-delivery?cookie_check=1&quicktabs_1=2' in /var/www/vhosts/northsidesun.com/httpdocs/includes/cache.inc on line 112.
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  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Chicago' for 'CDT/-5.0/DST' instead in /var/www/vhosts/northsidesun.com/httpdocs/sites/all/modules/ad/adcache.inc on line 310.
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  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Chicago' for 'CDT/-5.0/DST' instead in /var/www/vhosts/northsidesun.com/httpdocs/sites/all/modules/ad/adcache.inc on line 310.
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  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Chicago' for 'CDT/-5.0/DST' instead in /var/www/vhosts/northsidesun.com/httpdocs/sites/all/modules/ad/adcache.inc on line 310.
  • user warning: Table './wyattemmerich_drupal/cache_block' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_block SET data = 'a:1:{s:7:\"content\";s:40:\"<!-- No active ads were found in t30 -->\";}', created = 1369543399, expire = -1, headers = '', serialized = 1 WHERE cid = 'ad:30:mix_and_match:http://www.northsidesun.com/content/daffy-neighbors-hijack-pizza-delivery?cookie_check=1&quicktabs_1=2' in /var/www/vhosts/northsidesun.com/httpdocs/includes/cache.inc on line 112.

Daffy neighbors hijack pizza delivery

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On January 10, 2013 we were experiencing severe weather on the Northside.  Needing an umbrella, I searched my home throughout and finally discovered a new umbrella hidden away in a corner.  It was tightly tied down in a box. After disengaging the instrument I was able to behold the largest handheld multicolored umbrella that I have ever seen. 

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